F L a s H e z

soroush_unholy_taste (4:31:31 AM): saLam

soroush_unholy_taste (4:31:35 AM): khoobi ?

chop_them_now (4:31:35 AM): salam

soroush_unholy_taste (4:31:44 AM): bah bah, axet ghashange

chop_them_now (4:31:55 AM): cheshat do range

chop_them_now (4:31:57 AM): ?

soroush_unholy_taste (4:32:03 AM): maale farange

soroush_unholy_taste (4:32:06 AM): daste havange

chop_them_now (4:32:17 AM): pooste palange

chop_them_now (4:32:24 AM): cheghad zerange

soroush_unholy_taste (4:32:34 AM): kheli zerange

soroush_unholy_taste (4:32:37 AM): asire jange

chop_them_now (4:32:43 AM): ye kam mashange

soroush_unholy_taste (4:32:52 AM): masto malange

chop_them_now (4:32:58 AM): ab too shilange

chop_them_now (4:33:08 AM): shalvaram tange

soroush_unholy_taste (4:33:26 AM): khodkaar 2 range

chop_them_now (4:33:42 AM): nazdike zange

chop_them_now (4:34:00 AM): harfam jafange

soroush_unholy_taste (4:34:12 AM): jafang ke khoobe

soroush_unholy_taste (4:34:15 AM): aahano choobe

soroush_unholy_taste (4:34:38 AM): sang o rosoobe

chop_them_now (4:34:49 AM): tange ghooroobe

chop_them_now (4:35:00 AM): delam ashoobe

soroush_unholy_taste (4:35:23 AM): service koobe

chop_them_now (4:35:55 AM): botri too joobe

soroush_unholy_taste (4:36:04 AM): joobe deraazi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:36:07 AM): baram misaazi

chop_them_now (4:36:18 AM): berim sarbazi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:36:30 AM): vaghte namaazi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:36:33 AM): razo niyaazi

chop_them_now (4:36:39 AM): mahrame razi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:36:46 AM): be chi minaazi ?

soroush_unholy_taste (4:36:55 AM): to shekle ghaazi

chop_them_now (4:37:06 AM): to ham gorazi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:37:17 AM): naghshe parvaazi

chop_them_now (4:37:19 AM): che dom derazi!

soroush_unholy_taste (4:37:36 AM): shelange gaazi

chop_them_now (4:37:55 AM): ye fe'le mazi

chop_them_now (4:38:12 AM): zaboon derazi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:38:16 AM): ba man ham baazi ?

soroush_unholy_taste (4:38:25 AM): ine "Sag Baazi"

soroush_unholy_taste (4:38:32 AM): mashghe riyaazi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:38:50 AM): Manteghe Fuzzy

chop_them_now (4:38:59 AM): goosh midam Ozzy

soroush_unholy_taste (4:39:07 AM): pooste piyaazi

chop_them_now (4:39:35 AM): ye sage tazi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:40:16 AM): ke az lahaazi

chop_them_now (4:40:27 AM): mishe hambazi

chop_them_now (4:40:37 AM): hambazie khar

chop_them_now (4:40:41 AM): mese ye antar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:41:02 AM): baz ghaza bebar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:41:06 AM): be kooho kamar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:41:14 AM): bekhaab to damar

chop_them_now (4:41:43 AM): mizanam tabar

chop_them_now (4:41:51 AM): invaro oonvar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:42:44 AM): ba dastmaale tar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:42:52 AM): harchi ziba tar

chop_them_now (4:42:54 AM): tapar tipar tar

chop_them_now (4:43:20 AM): ba ghome bar bar

chop_them_now (4:43:28 AM): goosfande bechar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:44:32 AM): lebaase haajar

chop_them_now (4:44:56 AM): bah booye anbar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:45:00 AM): asghar o akbar

chop_them_now (4:45:19 AM): man nemisham khar

chop_them_now (4:45:24 AM): ye bacheye shar

chop_them_now (4:45:28 AM): mesle goore khar

chop_them_now (4:45:37 AM): do doone kaftar

chop_them_now (4:45:52 AM): ghoncheye par par

soroush_unholy_taste (4:46:14 AM): az bas gofti khar

soroush_unholy_taste (4:46:21 AM): ghaafiye dar raft

soroush_unholy_taste (4:46:26 AM): ghazamoon sar raft

chop_them_now (4:46:45 AM): zadim chahe naft

soroush_unholy_taste (4:46:56 AM): nafte siyaaahi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:47:02 AM): ba booye maahi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:47:29 AM): khiyaaale vaahi

chop_them_now (4:47:41 AM): khahi nakhahi

chop_them_now (4:47:49 AM): to tooye rahi

chop_them_now (4:47:56 AM): bemiri elahi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:48:11 AM): takhtaaye kaahi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:48:15 AM): bache khabgaahi

chop_them_now (4:48:15 AM): che eshtebahi

chop_them_now (4:48:20 AM): ajab gonahi

chop_them_now (4:48:30 AM): banke refahi

chop_them_now (4:48:37 AM): kaftare chahi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:48:39 AM): to Roohollaahi

chop_them_now (4:49:00 AM): ye chan sabahi

chop_them_now (4:49:08 AM): beshin too chahi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:49:30 AM): keshidam aahi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:49:35 AM): az tahe sine

chop_them_now (4:49:47 AM): bache mirine

chop_them_now (4:49:55 AM): magas mishine

chop_them_now (4:50:00 AM): mano mibine

chop_them_now (4:50:04 AM): yeho mirine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:50:16 AM): chera narine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:50:19 AM): bayad berine

chop_them_now (4:50:29 AM): patooye narmine

chop_them_now (4:50:34 AM): che nazanine

chop_them_now (4:50:43 AM): daaman chin chine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:50:50 AM): in vazeline

chop_them_now (4:50:58 AM): na parafine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:51:07 AM): shayd Benzine

chop_them_now (4:51:15 AM): shayad hamine

chop_them_now (4:51:21 AM): gand roo zamine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:51:28 AM): doostam Amine

chop_them_now (4:51:37 AM): che nazanine

chop_them_now (4:51:41 AM): kheili shirine

chop_them_now (4:51:51 AM): aziz tarine?

chop_them_now (4:52:05 AM): bepa nabine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:52:35 AM): tooye cabine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:52:48 AM): sooreye Tine

chop_them_now (4:52:51 AM): kartone choobine

chop_them_now (4:53:05 AM): kodoom gozine?

chop_them_now (4:53:15 AM): moshkel az ine?

chop_them_now (4:53:22 AM): bekesh gharine

chop_them_now (4:53:30 AM): berim be Gine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:53:34 AM): Paolo Maldine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:53:47 AM): sharbate nooshine

chop_them_now (4:53:48 AM): behesht barine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:53:57 AM): behesht berine ?

chop_them_now (4:54:03 AM): esmesh negine

chop_them_now (4:54:10 AM): are hamine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:54:39 AM): Mohsen Chegine

chop_them_now (4:54:58 AM): Officer Marine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:55:02 AM): divar Berline

chop_them_now (4:55:05 AM): ya Submarine

chop_them_now (4:55:14 AM): shayadam perine?

soroush_unholy_taste (4:55:35 AM): hey dar kamine

chop_them_now (4:55:39 AM): jensesh kitine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:55:56 AM): vaznesh vazine

soroush_unholy_taste (4:56:15 AM): Esmesh Coline

soroush_unholy_taste (4:56:41 AM): Levis Blue Jean e

chop_them_now (4:56:52 AM): ye jeane abi

chop_them_now (4:57:07 AM): nari nakhabi!

soroush_unholy_taste (4:57:16 AM): mammad toraabi

chop_them_now (4:57:20 AM): asghar kababi

chop_them_now (4:57:33 AM): shoma arbabi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:57:37 AM): eyne Hobabi

chop_them_now (4:57:50 AM): to ke baz khabi

chop_them_now (4:58:06 AM): naghshe bar abi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:58:10 AM): cheshme kalaaghi

chop_them_now (4:58:19 AM): kalaghe zaghi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:58:20 AM): to kheili ghaaghi

chop_them_now (4:58:27 AM): ajab olaghi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:58:38 AM): olaagh too baaghi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:58:49 AM): por az cheraaghi

chop_them_now (4:58:54 AM): nasho to yaghi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:59:00 AM): ye zarre chaaghi

chop_them_now (4:59:04 AM): jange araghi

chop_them_now (4:59:13 AM): ghame feraghi

chop_them_now (4:59:24 AM): havaye daghi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:59:30 AM): daram faraaghi

soroush_unholy_taste (4:59:58 AM): ke bi damaghi

chop_them_now (5:00:24 AM): fakhreddin araghi

chop_them_now (5:00:53 AM): ajab otraghi

chop_them_now (5:01:14 AM): range soomaghi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:01:23 AM): hanooz ke chaaghi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:01:27 AM): chaaghi mozerre

chop_them_now (5:01:37 AM): ina zer zerre

chop_them_now (5:01:47 AM): nakone bere!?

chop_them_now (5:02:02 AM): va nashe gere

chop_them_now (5:02:13 AM): joyeed kher khere

chop_them_now (5:02:32 AM): nakh too gher ghere?

soroush_unholy_taste (5:02:51 AM): moohashoon ferre

chop_them_now (5:03:06 AM): sedaye ter tere?

chop_them_now (5:03:10 AM): ya hero kere?

chop_them_now (5:03:28 AM): esmesh sabere

soroush_unholy_taste (5:03:45 AM): kami moserre

chop_them_now (5:04:18 AM): che shero vere!

soroush_unholy_taste (5:04:57 AM): narim too derre

chop_them_now (5:05:13 AM): darre ya derre?

soroush_unholy_taste (5:05:23 AM): farghi naderre

chop_them_now (5:05:32 AM): ere ere ere?

soroush_unholy_taste (5:06:15 AM): inhaa ye serre

soroush_unholy_taste (5:06:34 AM): serre ghadimi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:07:04 AM): Ostaad Naeemi

chop_them_now (5:07:04 AM): ali karimi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:07:14 AM): nadare bimi

chop_them_now (5:07:16 AM): emtahan shimi

chop_them_now (5:07:25 AM): hala mibini

chop_them_now (5:07:28 AM): ke dare bimi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:07:29 AM): bastani kimi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:07:49 AM): inja moghimi

chop_them_now (5:07:56 AM): kheili fahimi

chop_them_now (5:08:03 AM): ram dam dirimi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:08:04 AM): abdol rahimi

soroush_unholy_taste (5:08:29 AM): mikhori mimi ?

chop_them_now (5:08:33 AM): emtahan shimi

chop_them_now (5:08:35 AM): emtahan shimi

chop_them_now (5:08:38 AM): emtahan shimi

chop_them_now (5:08:42 AM): hala mibini

soroush_unholy_taste (5:08:46 AM): chand dafe shimi

chop_them_now (5:08:51 AM): hala mibini

chop_them_now (5:08:59 AM): vaghty berini

chop_them_now (5:09:08 AM): khodet mibini

soroush_unholy_taste (5:09:15 AM): Mohsen chegini

soroush_unholy_taste (5:09:20 AM): loppaaye nini

chop_them_now (5:09:34 AM): kheyr nabini

soroush_unholy_taste (5:09:44 AM): kheyri nadidam

soroush_unholy_taste (5:09:46 AM): nadid badidam

chop_them_now (5:10:13 AM): cheghad shadidi

chop_them_now (5:10:15 AM): !

soroush_unholy_taste (5:10:29 AM): are shadidam

soroush_unholy_taste (5:10:33 AM): dim daram dim dam

chop_them_now (5:10:44 AM): rim dim daram dam

chop_them_now (5:10:51 AM): base baba jan

soroush_unholy_taste (5:11:11 AM): gooshte sine ya raan ?

chop_them_now (5:11:22 AM): bedoone ostekhan

chop_them_now (5:11:30 AM): ghand tooye fenJan

soroush_unholy_taste (5:11:48 AM): manam, sibel jaan

chop_them_now (5:12:10 AM): eshve faravan

soroush_unholy_taste (5:12:19 AM): ba aabo sabaan

chop_them_now (5:12:31 AM): mesvak kon dandan

chop_them_now (5:12:42 AM): darde bi darman

chop_them_now (5:12:50 AM): base baba jan

chop_them_now (5:12:51 AM): !

soroush_unholy_taste (5:13:08 AM): axeto didam, jaaan

soroush_unholy_taste (5:13:11 AM): kheli ghashang shode

soroush_unholy_taste (5:13:15 AM): khob man dige beram

soroush_unholy_taste (5:13:19 AM): kari nadaari sara ?

chop_them_now (5:13:28 AM): ghorboonet manam bayad gom sham

soroush_unholy_taste (5:13:33 AM): ok

soroush_unholy_taste (5:13:35 AM): BYEzj

chop_them_now (5:13:41 AM): byezhckxkl

Special Guest : Ostaad

Ostaad : payambar farmoode ast "hayaate man baraye shoma nikoost, ba man sokhan migooyid va man ham ba shoma sokhan migooyam". khob, sohbat ba payambar aslan midoonid ke, mage joke, ke berim oonja beshinim jok begim ke badan sohbat ba payambar mage chi khiyaal kardin ... . matlabe chand hadise be oon "Erja" mikone ..."
sha2b : Ehzaar
arMand : Elhaam
sha2b : Eftaar
armand : Esraar
sha2b [sha2b be neveshteyi negah mikonad ke shoma dar haale khandanash hastid] :vase chi dari minevisi ?
arMand : haminjoori
sha2b [be saayei negah mikonad ke az poshte dar rad shod] : in ki bood ?
arMand : Sara
sha2b : Sara, ki hast ?
arMand : nemidoonam, nadidam
[soroush dar haale neveshtan, sha2b mibinad, aab dahanesh ro ghoort mide, labkhand mizane, henn henn mikone, ostad zer mizane, sha2b baz henn henn mikone]
Ostad : ... ke farmoode and, age Quran ham balad nistid, hadde aghal behesh negah konid ...
arMand : Ye tikke naan ro dide
sha2b : chi ?
arMand : Film "Ye Tekke Naan" ro dide
Ostaad : ... va bedaanid ke "shaadi vared kardan" be payambar, az mahaasene ziyarat ast.
arMand : shaadi vared kardan :))
sha2b : :))

Ostaad : age toonestid az in eshkal konid, man azatoon "Mamnoon daar" misham.
sha2b : :))
arMand : Goft Mamnoon daar ?
sha2b : are
arMand : Sepaas tar :))
sha2b : Moteshakker gozaar :))
arMand : Merci Konaan =))

Sahneye Avval :

Ostaad : emaam hadi farmoode ast "... az marge darhaale gonaah kardan bar hazar bashid".va in ke azizaane man, hich kas nemidanad ke aya ta payane gonahash zende ast ya na.

arMand : Ostad, bastegi daare gonaahesh kootah bashe ya toolani

Ostad : Bale, vali khob ...

pesare Shoja : khob, kasani ke miran Jang, khob shahidmishan dige, yani khob, harki bere Jang, mimire dige

arMand : :-o

sha2b : che rabti dasht ?

Ostad : na bebinid, man in masale ro ba ye khatere tozih midam, dar zamane Jang, ye aghayi dasht ba Boldozer,khaakriz dorost mikard, ye araghiye yavashaki az oonvare khaakriz oomad bala, raft poshte Boldozer, hamchin ke oomadchaghoo ro bezane too sineye ranande, yeho part shod rooye sineye ranande va oftad paeen, age goftin chi shod ? ye nafar ba ghannaase ( Snipe ) az raahe door araghiyaro kosht.khob, in yani inke hich vaght maloom nist ke ensan key mimirad va key nemimirad.

arMand : :-O

sha2b : :))

arMand : =)) Ostad shoma kheili Asbi

Natije : say konid hich vaght kelas haaye in Ostad ro az dast nadid, Jeddi migam ;)

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Sahneye Dovvom :

Test : Kodamyek az jomalate baraye shoma ashna tar ast ?

1-Matlab ra dark kard
2-Matlab ra Fahmid
3-Matlab ra Motevajjeh shod
4-Matlab be zehne oo chang zad

Natije : agar shoma yek Irani hastid va Farsi sohbat mikonid, lotfan Gozineye 4 ra Entekhab nakonid ta Ostad asbe ma befahmad

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Sahneye Sevvom :

Sha2b yek hadise arabi ke dar morede "yade Marg va asare aan bar rooye ensaan bood" ra tarjome kard.

Ostad : khob, cheghadr nomreye mosbat bedam ?

arMand : ostad, 2 nomre bedin.

Ostad [ba khandeye shirine khodash] : na ziyaade, albate ishoon dorost tarjome nakard. hala man tarjome mikonam bebinid.

Tarjomeye sha2b 1 : yade Marg shahavat ra mokashad
Tarjomeye Ostad 1 : yade Marg shahavat ra "mimiranad"

Tarjomeye sha2b 2 : Mojebate gheflat ra az beyn mibarad
Tarjomeye Ostad 2 : "Rooyesh gaah haaye" gheflat ra az jaan mikaahad.

Ostad : alan man in tikkeye akharo tarjome mikonam, va shoma mibinid ke na tanha nomreye mosbat nabaayad bedam, balke ishoon 1 nomre ham bedehkar mishe
sha2b & arMand [ba Vahshat] : Oh shit !

Tarjomeye sha2b 3 : ghalb ra ghavi mikonad
Tarjomeye Ostad 3 : ghalb ra Taghviyat mikonad
arMand : =))
sha2b : :))

Natije : in adam na tanha aberooye harchi mollaaye Tork hast ro Borde,balke aaberooye harchi Tork ham hast borde ( Copy Right M&M )

(16:12:09) soroush_unholy_taste: saLam
(16:12:31) sha2b_r: SaLam
(16:12:37) sha2b_r: mano
(16:12:40) sha2b_r: bebin
(16:12:46) soroush_unholy_taste: haan ?
(16:12:49) sha2b_r: mano bebin:d
(16:12:57) soroush_unholy_taste: man toro didam
(16:13:06) soroush_unholy_taste: be to residam
(16:13:15) sha2b_r: roo kuh davidam
(16:13:29) sha2b_r: 2 ta gol chidam
(16:13:42) soroush_unholy_taste: nadid badidam
(16:13:47) soroush_unholy_taste: pooste sepidam
(16:14:04) sha2b_r: manam sefidam
(16:14:22) sha2b_r: narafte bidam
(16:14:40) soroush_unholy_taste: deldard shadidam
(16:14:47) soroush_unholy_taste: be Uni ridam
(16:14:50) sha2b_r: abbaso didam
(16:15:02) soroush_unholy_taste: az roosh paridam
(16:15:18) sha2b_r: tamesho cheshidam
(16:15:35) soroush_unholy_taste: lopesho boosidam
(16:15:38) sha2b_r: az to boridam
(16:15:43) sha2b_r: be oon residam
(16:16:12) soroush_unholy_taste: deldard shadidam
(16:16:14) soroush_unholy_taste: dobare ridam :))
(16:16:21) sha2b_r: ta toro didam
(16:17:06) sha2b_r: dambala dimdam
(16:17:39) sha2b_r: ahang shenidam
(16:18:00) sha2b_r: man che sefidam
(16:18:49) soroush_unholy_taste: are sefidi
(16:18:53) soroush_unholy_taste: kheli sefidi
(16:19:01) soroush_unholy_taste: abbaaso didi ?
(16:19:10) sha2b_r: az roosh paridi?
(16:19:21) soroush_unholy_taste: be kooh residi ?
(16:19:29) sha2b_r: to ham javidi
(16:19:33) sha2b_r: chio javidi?
(16:20:12) soroush_unholy_taste: gole sefidi
(16:19:47) sha2b_r: roo kooh davidi?
(16:20:15) soroush_unholy_taste: Didi ro didi ?
(16:20:36) sha2b_r: chetor nadidi?
(16:20:52) sha2b_r: koja miridi
(16:22:15) soroush_unholy_taste: ye jabe CD
(16:23:13) sha2b_r: chera miridi?
(16:23:19) sha2b_r: mage nadidi?
(16:23:24) sha2b_r: inja hamoome

(16:23:51) soroush_unholy_taste: karam tamoome

(16:23:55) sha2b_r: bu gand mimoone
(16:24:16) sha2b_r: taraf javoone?
(16:24:41) soroush_unholy_taste: kheli javoone
(16:24:44) soroush_unholy_taste: baa aabo doone
(16:24:48) soroush_unholy_taste: aftaab roo boome
(16:25:47) sha2b_r: ey baba boome?
(16:25:48) soroush_unholy_taste: chi laaye moome ?
(16:26:16) soroush_unholy_taste: saheb hamoome
(16:26:19) soroush_unholy_taste: ke kaar doroste
(16:26:23) soroush_unholy_taste: dastaasho shoste
(16:26:43) soroush_unholy_taste: sandoghe poste
(16:27:03) sha2b_r: roo kooh neshaste
(16:27:11) sha2b_r: pahash baste
(16:27:24) sha2b_r: dastaye khaste
(16:27:29) sha2b_r: saresh shikaste
(16:28:05) soroush_unholy_taste: riazi gosaste
(16:28:08) sha2b_r: saghie maste
(16:28:24) soroush_unholy_taste: ye livaan baste ?
(16:28:48) sha2b_r: angoshte shaste
(16:29:13) soroush_unholy_taste: 660 e
(16:29:40) sha2b_r: fondogho peste
(16:30:34) soroush_unholy_taste: Kaaresh "The Best" e
(16:31:03) soroush_unholy_taste: Best ro mibini ?

(16:31:57) sha2b_r: syndrome chini
(16:32:13) soroush_unholy_taste: baa aabe bini
(16:32:34) sha2b_r: dasmale khini
(16:32:44) soroush_unholy_taste: loppaye nini
(16:32:46) sha2b_r: chaee roo sini

(16:33:18) soroush_unholy_taste: ale pachini
(16:33:20) sha2b_r: hamash hamini
(16:33:38) sha2b_r: roberto benini
(16:34:25) sha2b_r: oosta manchini
(16:34:31) soroush_unholy_taste: mohsen chegini
(16:35:04) sha2b_r: soroushe fini
(16:35:33) soroush_unholy_taste: sir moosilini
(16:37:27) sha2b_r: jooje mashini

(16:37:58) sha2b_r: mano mibini?

(16:38:12) soroush_unholy_taste: are mibinam

(16:38:36) sha2b_r: ok,felan bye

(16:39:01) soroush_unholy_taste: BYEzj ;)