F L a s H e z

Parirooz oomadam daneshgaah, alaki sare do ta kelaas raftam va khosh gozaroondam.[Eshgho haal]
Dirooz tamaame vaght khooneye khodam boodam, va baa doostam khosh gozaroondam.[Eshgho haale ziyaad]
Emrooz Sobh khoone kolli keyf kardam, oomadam Uni, nahar, football, khooneye Hamid, Counter Strike ba ZBOT, chaayi ghelyoon, Jigar khordam va shab oomadam daram Post mizaram.[Eshgho haale Mahz]

Na kaar, Na dars, Faghat Eshgho haaal

Behesht jaaye kheili kheili khafani baayad baashe

What is the meaning of F*** You in different countries?
(Guyz, Take it easy, it's just for fun ;) )


U.S.A.
You say "F*** you" to the president of U.S.A. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.

ENGLAND
You say, "F*** you" to the Prime minister of England. The Prime minister says "F*** you too".

FRANCE
You say, "F*** you" to the president of France.
Millions of people support you and say "F*** you" to the president. Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because of his sadness.

JAPAN
You say, "F*** you" to the Prime minister of Japan .The
Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested in your body."

GERMANY
You say, "F*** you" to the president of Germany. The police will come and say "Please don't F*** the president".

SWEDEN
You say, "F*** you" to the Prime minister of Sweden.
People vote if they accept you to F*** the Prime minister or not.
If the answer is yes, you F*** the Prime minister. If the answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.

ROMANIA
You say, "F*** you" to the president of Romania. The President starts dancing with you with gypsy music.

TURKEY
You say, "F*** you" to the president of Turkey. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.

CHINA
You say, "F*** you" to the Prime minister of China.
The Prime minister will literally F*** you.

ITALY
You say, "F*** you" to the president of Italy. You
Get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.

RUSSIA
You say, "F*** you" to the president of Russia. The president kisses your mouth.

SAUDI ARABIA
You say, "F*** you" to the president ... But, there is no president, you become foolish. But if you say "F*** you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue...

IRAN
You say "F*** you" to the president?!?
too late my friend, you've already been
"F***ed" by the president!!!

Az to badam miyad,
chon karaayi ro mikoni ke doost nadari digaran dar haghet bokonan.
Az to badam miyad,
chon be mahze inke raftari ro bebini ke morede pasandet nist, shoroo mikoni be ehaanat.
Az to badam miyad,
chon nomre gerftane khodet az ostad ro "Zerangi" midooni, va baraaye yeki digaro [...] .
Az to badam miyad,
chon fekr mikoni maleke hameye mardom hasti, hame dar khedmate to va hamaahang baa barnameyeto hastand.
Az to badam miyad,
chon harfet ba amalet yeki nist.
Az to badam miyad,
chon Doroogh migi.
Az to badam miyad,
chon ham kalam shodan ba kasani ke az to paayin tarand ro hegharat midooni,
va ba kasani ke az to balatarand, eftekhar.
Az to badam miyad,
chon hamishe az mardom entezar dari ke toro dark konand, dar gheyre insoorat oonha nafahm hastand.
Az to badam miyad,
chon didanet baaes mishe ke yaade dalaayeli bioftam ke az to badam miyad.

In hame sefate zesht ro too in hame aadam mibinam,hatta dar khodam.
nemidoonam.
bayad meslaa oona besham ya oona ro avaz konam ?
bayad in tanaffor ro az beyn bebaram ya in adam haaro kenaar bezaaram;
hatta khodam .

Sahneye avval :
( Ostaad dar haale raygiri dar morede Morede yek dars ast, tedaad ray haaye shemorde shode ast )
Ostad : khob, be in dars faghat 3 nafar ray daadand,eshkaali nadarad.
(Ostad paaye takhte miravad va Jeloye darse 27, eshtebaahan, be jaaye inke benevisad 3 minevisad 12 )
Hamhameye Kelas : [e ostaad ] , [ e ostaad chera 12 ] , .. [...] , [!!!] , ...
pesare Shojaa : se chahaar taa, davaazdah taa ( 3*4 = 12 )
Natije : aGar pesare shojaa hastid, hich vaght negaraan nashid ke tikkehaaye bi mazzatoon ro koja bendazid, hamishe ye jaayi hast.

Sahneye Dovvom :
akhare kelase, Ostaad daare Hozoor ghiyaab mikone
Ostaad : Folaani 1
Folani 1 : Haazer
Ostaad : Folaani 2
Folaani 2 : Haazer
Ostaad : Folaani 3
Folaani 3 : Bale
Ostaad : Bale ? ( ba lahne nafahm )
Folaani : :-o
arMand : Ostaad to kheili asbi :))
Natije : Bazi vaght haa laazeme Vaghean be ye nafar begi cheghadr asbe ( Boland ya aroom goftanesh bastegi be Vojoode Ensaan va sharaayete aghlaani daare )

GL

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Vali khodaayish hatta yek darsad ham Emkaan nadare yeki bege Commentam ro paak kardam, chon [.....] shode va man folaani [....] ro be folan [.....]e va gheyre !


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1-kheili ghalate Emlaayi dashte va roosh nashode negahesh daare
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3-yeki Commnet dade va natooneste paak kone, az oon khaaste paak kone ( Barmigarde be yeki az dalaayele baalaa )

Be not far from me, for trouble is near; For there is no one to help. Many bulls have surrounded me; Strong bulls of Bashan have encircled me. They open wide their mouth at me, As a ravening and a roaring lion. I am poured out like water, And all my bones are out of joint; My heart is like wax; It is melted within me. My strength is dried up like a potsherd, And my tongue cleaves to my jaws; And Thou dost lay me in the dust of death. For dogs have surrounded me; A band of evildoers has encompassed me; They pierced my hands and my feet. I can count all my bones. They look, they stare at me; They divide my garments among them, And for my clothing they cast lots.
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Father, Why Have you Forsaken me ?
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God, Forgive them, they dont know what they're doing !
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Father, into your hands, I comment My Spirit ...

"I am Cyrus, king of the world, great king, mighty king, king of Babylon, king of the land of Sumer and Akkad, king of the four quarters, son of Cambyses, great king, king of Anshan, grandson of Cyrus, great king, king of Anshan, descendant of Teispes, great king, king of Anshan, progeny of an unending royal line, whose rule Bel and Nabu cherish, whose kingship they desire for their hearts' pleasures.

When I, well-disposed, entered Babylon, I established the seat of government in the royal palace amidst jubilation and rejoicing. Marduk, the great God, caused the big-hearted inhabitants of Babylon to...me. I sought daily to worship him. My numerous troops moved about undisturbed in the midst of Babylon.

I did not allow any to terrorize the land of Sumer and Akkad. I kept in view the needs of Babylon and all its sanctuaries to promote their well-being. The citizens of Babylon... I lifted their unbecoming yoke. Their dilapidated dwellings I restored. I put an end to their misfortunes.
At my deeds Marduk, the great Lord, rejoiced, and to me, Cyrus, the king who worshipped, and to Cambyses, my son, the offspring of my loins, and to all my troops, he graciously gave his blessing, and in good spirit is before him we/glorified/exceedingly his high divinity.

All the kings who sat in the throne rooms, throughout the four quarters, from the Upper to the Lower Sea, those who dwelt in ... all the kings of the West Country who dwelt in tents, brought me their heavy tribute and kissed my feet in Babylon. From ... to the cities of Ashur and Susa, Agade, Eshnuna, the cities of Zamban, Meurnu, Der, as far as the region of the land of Gutium, the holy cities beyond the Tigris whose sanctuaries had been in ruins over a long period, the Gods whose abode is in the midst of them. I returned to the places and housed them in lasting abodes. I gathered together all their inhabitants and restored to them their dwellings. The Gods of Sumer and Akkad whom Nabonidus had, to the anger of the Lord of the Gods, brought into Babylon, I at the bidding of Marduk, the great Lord made to dwell in peace in their habitations, delightful abodes.

May all the gods whom I have placed within their sanctuaries address a daily prayer in my favour before Bel and Nabu, that my days may long, and may they say to Marduk my Lord, May Cyrus the King who reveres thee, and Cambyses his son ..."

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Farz kon madaret kheili marize, be ye daaroo ehtiyaaj daare, daarooyi ke taaze kashf shode, va maadaret be oon daaroo khieil fori ehtiyaaj daare, khelili kheili Fori. in daaroo agar dar baazar pakhsh beshe, mitoone joone kheili az afraadi ro nejaat bede ke be bimaari moshaabehe madare to dochaaran.
Soal : haazeri bekhaatere inke madaret khoob she, beri daaroo bedozdi ?

In Soal ro dovvome rahnamaayi moalleme Dinimoon porsid azam.( ki gofte moallem haye dini hichi halishoon nist ).momkene in masale baraaye hichkodoom pish nayad, vali fekr kardan behesh ghelghelak mide mano. Vaghean Ehsaas adam baraaye ye nafar mitoone aghl oon roo dar moghaabele ye edde aadam shekast bede yaa na ?