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Sahneye Avval :

Ostaad : emaam hadi farmoode ast "... az marge darhaale gonaah kardan bar hazar bashid".va in ke azizaane man, hich kas nemidanad ke aya ta payane gonahash zende ast ya na.

arMand : Ostad, bastegi daare gonaahesh kootah bashe ya toolani

Ostad : Bale, vali khob ...

pesare Shoja : khob, kasani ke miran Jang, khob shahidmishan dige, yani khob, harki bere Jang, mimire dige

arMand : :-o

sha2b : che rabti dasht ?

Ostad : na bebinid, man in masale ro ba ye khatere tozih midam, dar zamane Jang, ye aghayi dasht ba Boldozer,khaakriz dorost mikard, ye araghiye yavashaki az oonvare khaakriz oomad bala, raft poshte Boldozer, hamchin ke oomadchaghoo ro bezane too sineye ranande, yeho part shod rooye sineye ranande va oftad paeen, age goftin chi shod ? ye nafar ba ghannaase ( Snipe ) az raahe door araghiyaro kosht.khob, in yani inke hich vaght maloom nist ke ensan key mimirad va key nemimirad.

arMand : :-O

sha2b : :))

arMand : =)) Ostad shoma kheili Asbi

Natije : say konid hich vaght kelas haaye in Ostad ro az dast nadid, Jeddi migam ;)

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Sahneye Dovvom :

Test : Kodamyek az jomalate baraye shoma ashna tar ast ?

1-Matlab ra dark kard
2-Matlab ra Fahmid
3-Matlab ra Motevajjeh shod
4-Matlab be zehne oo chang zad

Natije : agar shoma yek Irani hastid va Farsi sohbat mikonid, lotfan Gozineye 4 ra Entekhab nakonid ta Ostad asbe ma befahmad

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Sahneye Sevvom :

Sha2b yek hadise arabi ke dar morede "yade Marg va asare aan bar rooye ensaan bood" ra tarjome kard.

Ostad : khob, cheghadr nomreye mosbat bedam ?

arMand : ostad, 2 nomre bedin.

Ostad [ba khandeye shirine khodash] : na ziyaade, albate ishoon dorost tarjome nakard. hala man tarjome mikonam bebinid.

Tarjomeye sha2b 1 : yade Marg shahavat ra mokashad
Tarjomeye Ostad 1 : yade Marg shahavat ra "mimiranad"

Tarjomeye sha2b 2 : Mojebate gheflat ra az beyn mibarad
Tarjomeye Ostad 2 : "Rooyesh gaah haaye" gheflat ra az jaan mikaahad.

Ostad : alan man in tikkeye akharo tarjome mikonam, va shoma mibinid ke na tanha nomreye mosbat nabaayad bedam, balke ishoon 1 nomre ham bedehkar mishe
sha2b & arMand [ba Vahshat] : Oh shit !

Tarjomeye sha2b 3 : ghalb ra ghavi mikonad
Tarjomeye Ostad 3 : ghalb ra Taghviyat mikonad
arMand : =))
sha2b : :))

Natije : in adam na tanha aberooye harchi mollaaye Tork hast ro Borde,balke aaberooye harchi Tork ham hast borde ( Copy Right M&M )

// posted by ar[M]and @ 8:39 AM